Don't do it!" "A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.A Catholic will say Hi when they see you at the liquor store.I said, "Don't do it!" One of them picks up what appears to be a glass jar, FILLED with gold coins!The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. The Baptists have started sprinkling and the Methodists are just slapping folks in the face with a wet rag.1) Jewish people do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. A woman, driving by in her car, sees David hesitating unsteadily on the wrong side of the railing and realizes what's going on. Clergy with terrible, terrible habits. One grows up to be a Baptist minister, the other a Catholic priest, and the last a Jewish rabbi. Catholics don't eat meat during the 40 days of lent. "The Baptist says “I have 4 kids, just one more and I’ll have a basketball team.” The Catholic says “That’s nice but I have 10 kids, one more and I’ll have a football team.” The Mormon says “Well, I have 17 wives, one more, and I’ll have a golf course.”The other minister thinks and then says, “I don’t think so, what was her maiden name?”"Today I am a sad man. Upon being rescued, a sailor asks: "You survived. Now it so happened a Muslim carpenter moved into a catholic area. A Baptist Pastor responded, “None. After the conferences were done and they had supper, they were relaxing in the hotel restaurant, talking. You might be Southern Baptist if… You believe you are supposed to take a covered dish to heaven when you die. A rather drunk man at the bar yells, "Anyone can convert a person!
Below are 7 jokes that poke fun at Southern Baptists, other Christian denominations and faith traditions. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and 29 to protest it for being brighter than they are.They were teeing up on the 9th hole and Jesus drives the ball right onto a patch of grass in the middle of a lake. So I ran over and said "Stop! However, they arrived several hours early, and had little to do on Sunday morning while everything was closed.The priest is standing there, dunking people's heads underwater,and when they emerged he would ask if they'd found Jesus. The men were so relieved, now their biggest Lenten temptation Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. To settle the friendly dispute they decide to seek out a bear and try to convert it. He said that the best way to figure out whose religion was best was to see who could convert an atheist to his own religion. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.and asked his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.They were all arguing over who could convert the most followers to his respective religion.In hopes of finding her children, she talked to the employee at the Customer Service kioskWe were wrapping up today's session and our teacher asked the class what type of gun Jesus would have were he around today.When the ship begins to sink.
As they’re looking for the last ball together, they spot something reflecting the sun from under the water. Jesus was playing a round of golf with John the baptist They were teeing up on the 9th hole and Jesus drives the ball right onto a patch of grass in the middle of a … After the conferences were done and they had supper, they were relaxing in the hotel restaurant, talking. During lent on every Friday he would grill a deer and the whole village could smell it. It takes real skill to convert a bear!" ** A kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show-and-tell" assignment. And I’m gonna tell you why I am a sad man. A Baptist has been stranded on a deserted island for two years. The Baptist says “I have 4 kids, just one more and I’ll have a basketball team.” The Catholic says “That’s nice but I have 10 kids, one more and I’ll have a football team.” The Mormon says “Well, I … John, an alcoholic, went to the church to find a solution for his drinking problems.Two American men are touring Europe, and are scheduled to arrive in France Sunday afternoon. Romney says "What is it?" >**Someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard, a real challenge would be to preach to a bear. What's the bad news?" Only a few days into the trip, they were in a horrible accident that killed all six of them.30. Darwin disagrees, saying that the monkey got the job because it was born with long arms. If we allow physical contact between a person and the bulb it might lead to dancing.” The Wesleyan Minister replied, “None. Remarkable. The next day they fan out in different directions into the woods, planning to meet back at the campsite in twelve hoThe three were of similar age, and over the years, they and their wives became friends. As they were approaching the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter comes out to greet them: And says, I got good news and bad news. Each student was instructed to bring in an object that represented their religion to share with the class.The Rabbi shanks one into the water hazard and they walk down to retrieve it. Baptist Church Jokes This joke may contain profanity.