50 football jokes to make you laugh – or groan The debate about North Vs South may rage on when it comes to comedy, but there’s no doubting that many of the UK’s best loved comics hail from the North of England. The plaque list the genus, species, common name, average life span, habitat and diet of the animal. I treat Hull the way the Irish treat Ireland and recently I've started to realise just how dark the humour is there. 20 of the most absurdly funny quotes from Nathan Barley Northern countryside is the most beautiful in the world, there’s no two ways about it. My dad is a Londoner and he still says it is, despite the broken marriage to a Hull woman and 16 years of arguments and child maintenance payments. The weather. 30 of Romesh Ranganathan’s funniest jokes and quotes • Edinburgh festival 2014: the unmissable standups, Available for everyone, funded by readers. Red Dwarf: 30 of the funniest quotes and one-liners Does that divide we hear so much about actually exist? Beautiful Yorkshire scenery. © 2020 Guardian News & Media Limited or its affiliated companies. I got spring onion because I felt I needed to eat some vegetables.” – Harry Pearson, “The annoying thing about Christmas is running out of batteries because the kids want them for their toys. Liverpool, Newcastle and Manchester came up trumps, while Brighton was left languishing with just 2 per cent of the vote. ", So basically, mate, what she means is that the north is a nicer place in general. 35 of Blackadder’s most cunning quips and insults They lower her in and her two burly sons (in drainpipes and teddy-boy quiffs) shovel earth on top. Wed 25 Jun 2014 12.36 BST Having warmth in your comedy must be something to do with a struggle. I just don’t like things that stop you seeing the television properly.” – Victoria Wood, “Why does mineral water that ‘has trickled through mountains for centuries’ have a ‘use by’ date?” – Peter Kay, “People think it always rains in Manchester. I never laugh more than when I return to Hull and someone starts a sentence with, 'Now then! Edinburgh festival 2014: the unmissable standups. '” – Dave Spikey, “People think I hate sex. Did you know that dogs chase their tails clockwise in the southern hemisphere and counter-clockwise in the northern hemisphere? Derry Girls: 35 of the funniest quotes and one-liners 25 of the funniest ever Still Game quotes When it comes to the north and south, I don't believe one is funnier than the other, but they do breed different comedians. He’s recovering. I've been reading The Wit and Wisdom of the North by Rosemarie Jarski. Of course I do. If it sounds like a different language, it's probably because it is. A member of staff came up to me and said ‘hey you’re that mad bloke off the telly’. 50 of Milton Jones’s most ingenious jokes and one-liners But I'm biased. 25 of the most outrageous Summer Heights High quotes I said how is he getting on in this home? 26 of Seann Walsh’s greatest jokes I always hear heartier laughs, the guttural kind and the foghorn ones, mucky-dinnerlady-type laughs. 43 of the funniest Donald Trump jokes The north and south breed different senses of humour. I asked Hull-born-and-bred Maureen Lipman if she had any thoughts on the matter. Not true, though I admit it’s the only town in the country with a lifeboat drill on the bus routes.” – Les Dawson, “I refuse to believe that clubbing is how people are supposed to meet to establish relationships on a level for beyond what we consider to be a norm in modern society.” – Jon Richardson, “People say big girls don’t cry but that’s not true. '", Now then! The first Yankee said ” I want to come back as myself, but … 50 of Jimmy Carr’s funniest jokes and one-liners 50 of the best lines from Peep Show By Tim Collins. Ask a southerner what the main differences between Northerners and Southerners are and they’ll scoff that they’ve got gas and electricity, and don’t have to use the kettle to fill up the bath (or barth, as they call it).

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